Text reads, "The definitive test of female perseverance is not putting up with Bobby Turlington's sixth grade bra-snapping. It's not wearing those elastic-leg gym suits in junior high or failing an "Are You a Tiger in Bed" magazine quiz. It's not enduring the indignity of a feminine hygiene commercial or even having 'genetic material' end up on your good dress. It's putting up with your mother planning your wedding. Alas, congratulations on your engagement and Godspeed to you both."

Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.

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Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard of Squibnocket Cards in San Francisco, CA